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Need Help Growing Your Nut?

Whether you’ve got questions, concerns, or you’re just freaking out because your nut got bigger faster than expected - relax. It happens to everyone. We’re here for emotional support, financial support, and occasionally moral support (but don’t get used to that).

Send us your questions, your ideas, your complaints, or your conspiracy theories about affiliate marketing. We read everything - Especially the weird stuff.

Want to collab? Pitch us your offer. If it makes us laugh, you’re halfway in.

Press and Media: For interviews, features, or if you want to ask why we built a brand around “nuts.” (Short answer: because it works.)

Expected Response Time: Within 24-48 hours, unless we’re binge-watching reruns of shows that may or may not rhyme with Mouth Lark.